Okay so for people who're confused about the gameplay.
1. As long as you play with your head, it won't be an issue. I got zero gameovers.
2. The minesweeper was one event only.
3. Don't just skip all the text, this isn't your generic Hoi Hoi Hoi game.
As long as you do this, the gameplay is fairly simple. I will admit I lost the minesweeper game twice but won the majority 3 games but that's just cause it's minesweeper

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APART FROM THAT!
I've played several Hoi Hoi Hoi games and this one is definitely different. The man was either incredibly drunk, incredibly hungry or incredibly sober...maybe all of them.
All I can say is that this is probably how Hoi Hoi Hoi felt when he was writing this:
I honestly wanted to play this for the fap but I stayed for the absolute masterpiece Hoi Hoi Hoi wrote. Damn... even funnier is that I didn't skip the ending credits!