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VN - Ren'Py - WVM [S2 Ch. 1 Ep. 13 B6] [Braindrop]

  1. 1.00 star(s)

    Nadira

    The best way to describe this game is disappointing.

    It's a collection of renders connected through a non-story plagued in the latest chapters by rewrites of the earlier chapters that never happend.
    Most of the countless LIs are forgettable as well.

    I've played it twice and I only remember the names of the banner girls.
    With one of them not even being an LI because the dev is afraid of the Patreon police.

    The game is disappointing because it could have been one of the best harem games but the dev doesn't give a flying fuck about it anymore and just keeps it on life support to milk his cult supporters.

    Would I recommend it?
    No.
    But maybe play it once to see for yourself how disappointing it really is.

    I rate WVM one star for broken promises, a dreadful story that makes no sense and the milking dev that doesn't care anymore but for money.
  2. 1.00 star(s)

    Sloshed

    there is no story or any real basis for this game, updates are almost non-existant, promised releases and a couple years behind. and developer simply milking for cash. strongly recommend read few pages of thread before downloading
  3. 1.00 star(s)

    Blue Pasture

    This had a basic story that was ok, other than being implausible. That's nothing new for fantasy novels. Somewhere along the line, the dev decided to change directions, but never redid the first part. There is no way to reconcile the latest events to the first half of the game. The story line in the second half is so convoluted as to defy any form of reason or logic.

    It wouldn't be a problem to ignore the story collapse and play it as a porn game instead, except the dev had been working on a single event for 18-24 months now, without releasing a full episode in that time frame. The odds of this ever being a cohesive novel with a proper story again is slim to none, just like the odds of seeing updated content to satisfy the 30-50 potential love interest/fuck buddies currently queued up.

    Just stay away unless you want to join the shit-posting in the game thread.
  4. 1.00 star(s)

    Reniere

    It was once a continues update cycle but when this gained massive popularity it all went down hill.

    The faces changed the dev made polls for characters to the point it became bloated. No story(the little it had) progression, No continued timestamp The story went from highschool draft pick, Kidnapping, and event fight to Deep crime ties. Where the hell was this ?.

    The Dev went from weekly updates to monthly, To weekly then Yearly. and now its up in the air nobody knows what is happening.
  5. 1.00 star(s)

    Shouki

    First of all, currently the Dev behaves... really badly, to put it mildly.
    Constant missed deadlines and promises could happen, but when an episode is still not out in Feb 2025 that was promised for Oct 2023 says something.

    There are continuity issues, as there was a rework of the first 7 days promised (extending it to 30 days, as every day is around 50 hours with everything happening) but there are no news regarding that for years. New characters popping up that should be known if there was a rework, but currently it is just a mess in this regard (aswell).

    For the actual current game state: there were two branches at the start of the game, but besides a few missed scenes there is no difference as they were disregarded, with no consequence of which one you chose previously from a certain point onwards.
    It devolved into a "Meet'N'Fuck porn game" from the AVN it started out as, with convulated story points randomly appearing, trying to keep up some semblance of a VN.

    And not to mention that there are some kinks/genres/whatever you want to call them that will never appear in the game, which in itself is normal, and I can live happily without it, but teasing the community with it over and over again is just rude after a certain point.
  6. 2.00 star(s)

    oompaloompaorgy

    Taking a high-level view here, this game is overall still fairly enjoyable. There's plenty of sex, most of the models are still reasonably attractive. And at one point, the story was pretty simple and easy to follow (if a bit far-fetched).

    Once you look a little closer, it's just a complete mess.

    Ignore, for a minute, the complete lack of regular production or release schedule and the constant excuses, missed deadlines, and broken promises. Even without that, this game has completely lost it. It's veered so far into nonsense land that it's hard to even recommend for the girls and sex.

    Nonsense is honestly the best word for this game. From some of the plot lines, to some of the activities, and even what has happened to some of the girls.

    There seemed to be this early fascination with just sitting down anywhere to have a talk. Middle of a basketball court? Fine. Random hallway in the school? Whatever. Dirty-ass alley next to a dumpster? Great place for a chat. What even is that? These people can't talk for 2 minutes standing up next to each other? Or leaning against a wall?

    Time also has no meaning. I swear we are working with 83 hour days here. MC has SO MANY things to do every day that it just makes everything drag on (and makes so much sense when you think about how condensed time ended up being in the first "season").

    Even if you pretend that this future hall of fame caliber player is going to attend some no-name nothing of a school to play basketball just because one of his friends got accepted there (instead of any other school that wants this guy to play for them ensuring his friend got in as a requirement for him playing there). The rest of the story, as it is developing now, in the never-ending "betas" of E13, is complete nonsense.

    Things have gone from "weird and unlikely but still kind of fun university basketball player harem with no actual basketball" to "unintelligible family dynasty mob sex and drug abuse cult with 34 'connected' motherly figures fighting for control of a random little boy while his collection of horny, obsessed fangirls virtually implode without his physical presence".

    So you put all of that together with the physical "changes" to many of the characters, the non-existent development schedule, and any other number of things you could pick out of a hat, and you just end up with a complete mess. Which is unfortunate, because this was one of the first VNs I started playing a number of years ago and it's sad to see what it has become... when the original premise would have been so much easier to continue.
  7. 1.00 star(s)

    FunFuntomes

    Since this game is in development-hell let's have some fun before we go to the review

    Life is like a hurricane
    Here in Duckburg
    Race cars, lasers, aeroplanes
    It's a duck-blur!
    Might solve a mystery
    Or rewrite history!

    DuckTales! Woo-hoo!
    Every day they're out there making
    DuckTales! Woo-hoo!
    Tales of derring-do
    Bad and good luck tales!

    D-d-d-danger! Watch behind you!
    There's a stranger out to find you
    What to do, just grab on to some...

    DuckTales! Woo-hoo!

    This game has alsways been subpar.. the renders were dated already when the game first came out.. and in six years they didn't improve. They got even worse...
    The story ir rather it's lack was the main appea. it was a feelgood game about a basketball player that fucked lots of girl..

    despite the MC being a seven feet tall guy, the game was al about self-immersion an his face was concealed by random black box.. butsomehow this tuned into a mafia story with white women fighting over a mysterious crime syndicate with MC being part of it... if it sounds exciting don't worry.it's not... all that backstory is presented through one massive random info-dumpm that has nothng to do with 95% of the remaining story and a rewrite is needed to make it make sensee..

    the girls looked fine at first but along the journey they all got the duckface morph.

    playing this game should be reserved for terrorists under interrogation
  8. 1.00 star(s)

    h1joputas

    Used to enjoy this game a few years ago, but the story got completely messed up (not complaining about the harem, though) and the dev has constantly letting fans of his game down with tons of excuses and "unforeseen delays".

    It's a shame, because the concept was somewhat innovative and the scenes were (are) hot. But it's just not worth it these days, in my opinion.
  9. 1.00 star(s)

    Wagwan1891

    Nothing special. Generic harem game.

    The real problem is the dev. He releases around 500 renders per year. Makes a shitload of money and feeds his supporters 30+ false release dates for coming updates a year.
  10. 1.00 star(s)

    N0madS0uL

    VERSION:S2 Ch.1 EP.13B6 (like punching in a serial number)
    SUMMARY: Ok game filled with countless LI's and vanilla sex built on a hero complex MC that talks more than does anything else.
    RATINGS: (out of 5): NOTE: I deducted one star to contribute to balancing this games ratings, if I could add 50 ratings at 1 star, I'd still not have put much of a dent in it.
    1. Models: 4 (bodies)
    2. Animations: 4
    3. General Visuals: 3
    4. Characters: 2
    5. Story: 2
    6. Writing: 3
    7. UI & Gameplay: 2
    8. Content (amount): 3
    9. Sound & Music: 0
    10. Fetish & kinks: 2
    Average: 21 of 50 possible points giving a 42% rating i.e. 1-2 stars.

    PROS:
    1. Some of the LIs look actually rather nice, so models are not bad, faces though...
    2. Animations (where there are) are pretty decent looking.
    3. Pregnancy kink, oh and there is now some urination content, actually squirting, but its not even added to the tags, there is so little of such content it doesn't really register, so tags are mostly correct :D
    4. One could argue that there is a lot of content, but content does not equate to mindless, boring reading of drama. Still there is plenty here to "sink your time" into.
    CONS:
    1. Many and I mean many of the LI's look the same, similar features, its really not a good look either often with funny eyes and lips, kinda like a barbie doll that had some plastic surgery. The kinda look of "aww look at the cute puppy" meets eating a bag of sour lemons.
    2. Writing is boring, story is boring and dull, its filled with long winded drama that revolves around this giant basketball playing MC, who really seems to talk more than actually play.
    3. Not many kinks save for pregnancy.
    4. Filled with lots of pointless dialogue and shallow characters all fixated on image more than anything else.
    5. Lack of any sounds
    6. Poor characters that are uninteresting surrounded by MC with hero complex.
    7. Choices are pointless and serve only to provide some illusion of choice to the player, you either choose the girl as LI or not, if not, then you have less sexual content (not like its really new or different anyway)
    8. Tiny and infrequent updates with very little and often, (to keep to the content) very little good content.
    FINAL THOUGHTS & SUGGESTIONS:
    • The story is uninteresting and completely bullshit, even though the setting is supposedly real, as in real life realistic setting, no magic or sci-fi here, just a lot of drama and woman fawning over this MC who is not running a harem but a hotel of mindless bimbos who all want a piece of him and want to be knocked up by him. Clearly fantasy but in a real life setting which usually doesn't work well for me without motivation as to why the MC is so "popular" (more like god of bimbo cult crazy woman)
    • Added to the above, the entire story is very superficial and emotive, its all about orphans, sadness and abusive households and love, getting together and creating a harem and making kids with all the woman, its kinda like a bunch of hippy flower power bullshit and the only way this works is if the player is just as stoned as the story.
    • That which isn't superficial is simply more of the same and the MC being as shit magnet to all the broken wing woman, who apparently are mostly all sexy and yet somehow can't be normal, can't have "normal" relationships and must be in this MCs harem...WTF is with that.
    • This game has also been around for a while, I have followed it since day one and its pretty much stayed exactly the same and its a poor game at best. Anyone who says otherwise IMO simply are not critical enough of what makes a decent game. The saying of less is more is not for shits and giggles, its true, you can have this game and MC with 5 to maybe 8 girls and do it well, instead we have close to 30 of not more woman, now they start looking the same, acting the same etc etc. It becomes stupid beyond stupid.
    • This game can prattle and drone on about crap like a champ, it will take you a good while to read it all and afterwards you will regret having lost that time doing ANYTHING else.
    • This game has never evolved and its reviews are old and should be removed IMO to provide for at least only season 2 reviews, this game is still not done despite being around for a while now and their is no story worth spit of interest and the sexual content is not good or new either, at this point one can only come to the one logical conclusion, which is the developer is stringing paying Patreons along for money, WAKE UP SHEEPLE and drop this game like the 10 pound turd it is.
  11. 2.00 star(s)

    doc-jones

    I want to preface this review that this is just my opinion, first I do want to say, this is a PORN game, there is so much porn in it, if that's the only reason you play adult visual novels, I guarantee you will like this game more than me because the author does a good job of constantly providing action.

    Everything else is a con. Seriously. The plot makes no sense, a number one recruit would never play for a shitty school like this one. The women throw themselves at the MC for existing, even though it does make a little more sense because he's a future NBA star, potentially. Nothing any girl does makes any logical sense, and you are forced to listen to a dumbass jock
    proselytize about his mindset and how amazing he is. He is not the worst MC to ever grace a big game like this one, but he is up there in most hatable.

    A college-sanctioned harem house is a funny idea that is poorly done because I genuinely have no romantic feelings toward any girl, even your starting girlfriend. This game's graphics are also outdated but that's not really the author's fault because this game is coming up on 6 years old.

    The drama is made up to continue making the game instead of moving on to another project. It's filler in between sex scenes, which sucks, because I don't just play games like this for sex scenes.

    I think a 4/10 would be fair, it was better at the start, but now there are too many girls to the point where you don't see your favorite girl, if you have one, for updates at a time. It only scores points for the fact the author is clearly pandering to the sex side of things.
  12. 2.00 star(s)

    All_humans_are_a_family

    This game has some beautiful models, yet the game is underwhelming. The developer completely missed the opportunity to make this game masterpiece. For example, the game builds up sexual tension for a character and you expect some lewd moments but the moment never happens then out of nowhere another character appears, no chemistry with the mc yet you get lewd moments with that character whom you never met before. I am like bruh ! The game would have been better if there were only 4 or5 female characters. The most infuriating thing about this game is "new mom" , WTF is a New Mom? Just say step mom, mom or just an older woman. When you call someone New Mother, you expect incest but the game is written in such a way that incest doesn't makes sense. So my question is why new mother, when the mc never calls her mom?
  13. 2.00 star(s)

    rmatty111

    There are reviews that will be more articulate in their review of this game but here are my pros and cons:

    PROs
    1. There is so much action in this game, if you are looking for that (and only that), you will not be disappointed
    2. The models are not ugly and some are quite good and there is A LOT of models (more on that later...)

    CONs
    1. Not all porn games need a story - but WVM really tries to sell you on the most nonsensical, boring, soap opera story ever where no one acts like a normal person and their only character motivations are jumping the player's dick. If you are looking for something with a semblance of pacing or thought, it's not here
    2. And oh my god are there so many characters - I genuinely cannot keep track of who these people are, the dev has elected to go down the quantity over quality. There are maybe 5 characters that have enough staying power to be remembered: the GF, your close friend who wants to get with you, your "mom", the milf who pimps you out for your baby batter, and your coach. Everyone else in this game is a carbon copy of one another with a different model pasted over them
    3. The models themselves have changed over time - I recently revisited this game and started a new playthrough and you can actively see how the models change. Now everyone has the duck lips and look at the MC with puppy dogs eyes (and some people may be into that).

    Overall: I just can't say i would ever recommend this. There are just so many better games on this site that I would actually wait to play. But hey, if you find the models hot and dont mind turning your brain off for a fap then you'll probably enjoy this
  14. 2.00 star(s)

    Here4Food

    I've been EXREMELY high playing this just because the dialogue is so ridiculous I have to agree with another review who says this is like if stephanie meyer made another twilight clone franchise.

    Edit - Most eerie shit in this is how queen cuckington looks A LOT like my first high school crush. Except for the cucking part I was too fuggo for her.
    (although makes me wanna find her on fb)

    Edit Again - Just recalled the hugging.. oh jesus the hugging.
    Swear theres more of that than actual fuckin.


    Not gonna go on a long rant due to most here in reviews covering whats wrong; gotta say just 10/10 on your nose dive in quality bro.
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    o Starts off good, got the loyal GF, best friend who wanna smash, and a bunch of other floozies.. cool I'm down.. 10 no problem. Except your GF decides shes into cucking randomly and wants you to bang every single girl in existence & oh boy theres like 40-50 of em I lost count.
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    o Their team name is the stars and I'm guessing thats because tinkerbell flew over and blew horny dust all over these broads that also either killed all the dudes or just made em gay & impotent. No joke.. no one tries to move on your girls.. no one. Seen one other guy fuckin.. and hes getting his dick sucked by another guy. They are just that desperate in WVM.
    (you monster)
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    o I thought this was about basketball, I get it VN but you legit could of implemented a simple script off stats off screen of you winning games ffs. You take like 50 yrs to get the season going. Think I've seen two whole practices that get interrupted by sex or hallmark drama.

    "Good team-work but I'm the star & your gf wants to slob my nob cya."

    He even mentions it 20x over how he never practices or works out for the sport too the irony is astounding. Its porn I get it but there are a lot of porn games that have mechanics to fit their theme. Not just pretend.
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    o No doubt AMC paid for this. The main plot is there.. score baskets fuck the girls. Except every flipping time you turn around it derails and goes off on some NCIS investigation like jfc.

    - Need to find my real mom
    - Need to find my sister who suddenly exists
    - Need to find out why my brain make me forget
    - Need to find out if basketball is a myth in WVM.
    - Need to help this Stacy chick who is anon cause mystery.

    Is this dude a basketball legend or fuckin scooby doo here?

    Ngl I might just plug the PC into the TV so the gf and I can laugh at this next time.
  15. 2.00 star(s)

    TonyAnalyst

    This game had everything it needed to be a five-star game. The idea is good, but it is poorly executed.

    NEGATIVE POINTS
    STORY:
    The story is about a young man (MC) who is a basketball prodigy who is about to start his professional basketball career and who has a troubled past, but there is almost nothing about basketball throughout the entire game. The story starts out interesting, but then it gets boring and uninteresting and you find yourself skipping most of the dialogues, because there is nothing relevant.

    GAMEPLAY: The gameplay is non-existent, the game does not have an open world/sandbox, which is a mistake, because the game introduces COUNTLESS girls, but you cannot focus on any of them properly, because the game is linear, you do not play the way you want.

    MUSIC: The game is already unable to be immersive because of its story, add that to the lack of soundtrack throughout the entire game, and you have a recipe for disaster. The game has NO music or sound effects.

    CAMERA GAME: In many cases, the girls' faces are too close to the camera, and when they kiss the protagonist, they make an extremely weird duck face.

    CONSTANT HUGS: Why are there so many hugs in this game? Seriously, every scene is a hug, does the author have a fetish for that?

    POSITIVE POINTS:
    SEX SCENES
    : There are many good and lively sex scenes, but the negative points of this game are SO MANY that they end up becoming irrelevant.
  16. 3.00 star(s)

    CindersLost

    The game is good on itself, the story somewhat meh but not bad. I think the most annoying thing for me at least is that everyone wants to fuck you, and you end up with a harem one way or another, which if you like the It's okay but i think it could be better yo give more options. Although the characters are good and the animations too.
  17. 4.00 star(s)

    AsdrubalGervásio

    This game is just an extreme power fantasy, every girl wants to fuck the MC, and the MC is a generational talent at basketball.
    The problem is, some conversations are too long and about nothing at all, the constant hugging and reassurance gets annoying fast.
    Except that, good scenes and most characters are likeable, so I'd reccomend if you like power fantasies, otherwise you'd just get annoyed at the lack of realism
  18. 2.00 star(s)

    SamOldSnake

    This game wasn't so bad at first, but the further you go, the more strange (in a bad way) it becomes. One of the main problems of WVM is just that the game was supposed to be about basketball but became some kind of hug simulator with a lot of crazy (and extremly stupid) women who fall in love with MC instantly, JUST FUCKNG BECAUSE he literally needs to go somewhere, and if some girl will be near him then he becomes her obsession forever, and all who were hypnotised by him want to hug him, and of course they all want more; all he has to do is say yes. But you know what's more stupid? Even if you say no, they still continue to act like you said yes, and they literally worship you like some kind of god or king like those rich sluts on the yacht. And I'm not even joking! In episode, when MC goes to some charity event on the yacht, he needs to meet a bunch of rich women who then say to him that he is their king and they only exist to serve him! How stupid is that? And stupid crazy shit out of nowhere is one of the main and reoccurring themes of this game. And this is only a little fraction of the reasons why I don't like this game.

    There's more, and for example, the stuff of WVM is not supposed to be in close contact with students, but the person who set this rule hugging MC all the time and all the other women who work there despite every reason are still trying to be closer to MC whether you like them or not. I remember when coach Harper said to MC when she knew that he was dating her daughter Natalie that if he hurt her, she would kill him or something, but then she herself started to kiss, hug, and cling to MC, and this shit gets old very fast; they are just extremely stupid, self-deprecating people who behave themselves like brainless doormats. And for me, this is one of the reasons why I rate this game poorly. They just don't feel real. They are spineless, clingy, and without self-respect, and this developer gives preferences to the worst LI's and blocks the best. Most of the sex scenes are average at best. LI's who have scenes are not good, and in my opinion, they are not worth the time and attention they received.

    And don't even get me started with virgins in this game! Same old shit like in other AVNs. I don't know what's the problem with defloration in AVNs, but in WVM so far, MC fucked four virgins, and ALL of them—I repeat, ALL OF THEM—were without hymens; they fucking broke them with dildos or something! Such a shame! I can understand if you want to show some virgins who did this to themselves, but why do all of them need to be that way? What's the problem to show some resistance with pain before, and blood after penetration? Is there a rule that requires AVN developers to not show this? I think not, because I know for a fact that some developers add blood during defloration in their games, but in most cases, for some stupid reason, they don't do this. I think that this continues with all of the other girls when their first time will be available in the next update, and I personally am not looking forward to learn how Jasmin, Natalie, Stacy, Kim, Emico, and many other virgins broke their hymens prematurely with dildo. You can think that this doesn't matter, and I'm ok with that, to each their own, but for me this is important.

    All in all, this game is written poorly, and the plot is boring. MC is bland; girls that I like don't have a good progression, but those who I don't like get all the scenes and have a big amount of screentime, and this is just sad. Almost every woman in this game is in love with MC, and it doesn't matter what you do and who you refuse; sometimes the game confuses some of your choices. For example, I don't like LI, whose name is Eden, and even when I say no to her, MC's recall dialogs that don't exist, this literally never happen, but MC still talks about it and knows about this somehow. I mean, what the fuck? I never talk to Eden about her stupid idea to make porno with her, and MC talking about this, but this information wasn't received by him earlier. How the fuck is this possible? How is the developer going to explain this mess?

    And I can continue, but if you don't believe me, just try for yourself. The plot about basketball is almost nonexistent at this point; MC is desireable and famous JUST BECAUSE nobody explains the reason for his fame; he played in the high school team before that, and that's all. This was supposed to be a story about a basketball player, but it all turns into a fuskfest or hug simulator if you refuse sluts; instead of fucking them, you will hug them all the time. Roughly 70% of this game, MC hug every girl he meets. No basketball, no progress with good girls, a lot of annoying shit all the time, and bad MC who has worshipers around him but not normal people. He doesn't even need to build relationships with them. They all love him by default, even if you refuse them.

    Braindrop is a suitable name for this developer, because this explains all the stupid shit in his game perfectly. I gave 2 stars only because of girls like Natalie and Stacy, but that's all; unfortunately, they are not the main focus of WVM, and we might not see even one scene with them because Braindrop may abandon the game before that happens.

    You'll better off without WVM; forget about this game and focus on something better.
  19. 3.00 star(s)

    river333

    Never written a review for a game before but here it goes.

    WVM is a game that had a lot of potential at the start. The story had some intrigue to it and characters had some form of their own story to them in which you would find out more about as you progress.

    The plot at the start was good. Moved to a new college as a basketball recruit. Have a girlfriend, step-mom and a childhood friend. Meet the team you'd be playing with and find out more about those characters and meet a few new ones.

    Unfortunately as you progress the story becomes less about the very thing the college recruit came to do (Basketball) and more about how many girls he's able to have as girlfriends. It started off as characters being introduced at a decent pace and you got to learn more about them if you chose their path and were interested in them.

    However the more girls you meet the more the previously met characters become forgotten and so the game becomes more of a harem simulator. Characters have little to no background behind them. They're just there for the sake of being there.

    The story has become so weak and vague that its become quite boring to sit and play. Characters feel dull now and the writing has gone downhill. The game has too many characters for its own good and they all pretty much end up the same. "Hey i'm [blank]" "Hey lets get to fucking because everyone else does" and that's about it.

    It's unfortunate that this has what the game has turned into and the story that is being told has basically been put to one side and just sprinkled in with the main focus on how many girls the MC can recruit into his harem.

    With this most recent update there's been a new character path introduced and you can only question as to why its necessary? Additionally its feels half baked due to the lack of animations in scenes and having pretty much half of the dialogue cut off during a flashback scene and then forced to jump ahead a bit before the update end.

    The developer started off great with updates every so often and would be vocal about stuff. However now, communication is poor, you'll be waiting months for updates, when asked about updates the dev states he's reworking a load of the game when previously mentioning he's had stuff finished and ready to go.

    Sadly it seems they've turned into someone who turns out content for the game at a very slow rate for the same amount of money as to when they were pumping update after update out each month.

    TLDR. Game started off good. Story was decent at first. Lost it's way with adding too many characters and plot is hanging on by a thread as a consequence of this. Updates are half baked and very short for the time waited between each one.

    All in all. Wait for this game to be finished before actually playing it properly. Although at this rate it'll be years before we get any of conclusion.
  20. 5.00 star(s)

    fire goliath

    I'm kind of obsessed with this game. In some ways, it's not very good. All the jokes about duck faces and hair sniffing? Not a joke. It's kind of a bloated mess, over thousands of interactions we've moved between at least three houses and got a few dozen girlfriends we have to check in with every hour or so, and it's only been like three weeks of in-game time. We are acquiring girlfriends faster than we're having hot dinners here.

    The thing I'm obsessed with is this - I think what's happening is that your character made a wish on a genie to be a world renowned basketball player, but the genie never actually made you good at basketball. You're, like, FINE at basketball. But the genie fucked up, forgot to do that bit.

    I think that has to be true, because every time it looks like you might have to stop having sex with the population of a small village and actually play basketball, some drama happens to stop that happening. This dude's whole thing is basketball and it's been years of development and he has yet to play a full game of basketball.

    I don't think he's actually good at basketball! Wish 1, be a star basketball player. Wish 2, be irresistible to woman. Wish 3, dick like a fire hose. Wish 4, be great at basketball, oh fuck I don't get a wish 4.

    An incredible game.