FacelessVixen

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[applies this to Laura ]


[Rogue] Giiiirl, we 'gon teach you how tah butt chug! Ah got the moonshine.

[Null] I'll get the tube and the funnel!

[Rogue] Who's gonna prepare her butthole?

[Null] ¿Por qué no los dos?

[Null and Rogue] Squeeeeee!
 
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salscou

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Either just Null and Rogue after the "squee", or the entire campus after the butt-chug is successful.

[ intensifies as angry and/or drunk Laura slaughters everyone]
Piotr would give her a big bear hug like he did her papa until she calms down.
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Unless everyone turns retarded and Laura manages to pull out an old man Logan.
 

salscou

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Why wouldn't Null just touch Laura while she drinks which would turn off her regen and she would get drunk?
She requires constant lapsitting and headpatting in order to get drunk, i am willing to compromsie on this.
Null can make extra cash/grades by renting himself out by the hour for Logan drinking sessions.
And this?
This is entrepreneurial mindset right here.
We can also rent Null to cyclops so he can take his visor off and other such things.
Hell, lets just test out if Null's jizz works like Zero's and we can talk with Hank to turn it into some sort of pharmaceutical product.
 

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She requires constant lapsitting and headpatting in order to get drunk, i am willing to compromsie on this.

And this?
This is entrepreneurial mindset right here.
We can also rent Null to cyclops so he can take his visor off and other such things.
Hell, lets just test out if Null's jizz works like Zero's and we can talk with Hank to turn it into some sort of pharmaceutical product.
The mutant version of selling kitkat bars to starving college kids
 

FacelessVixen

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Why wouldn't Null just touch Laura while she drinks which would turn off her regen and she would get drunk?
...While butt-chugging, because "butt-chugging" is a fun thing to say, and shoving things up people's asses is just plain fun, especially while making them do a handstand/kegstand.
Piotr would give her a big bear hug like he did her papa until she calms down.
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Unless everyone turns retarded and Laura manages to pull out an old man Logan.
I'm still adding 'Laura cosplaying as Lucy' to my to-do list.
 
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Xavier is an edgy guy
Edgy enough to appreciate ECW One Night Stand? Because the game's too late for Austin/Rock and too early for Pipebomb-era Punk, so that's all they've got to fuckin' talk about for a full decade unless in the Marvel universe, John Cena has actual mutant invisibility powers.
 

salscou

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Edgy enough to appreciate ECW One Night Stand? Because the game's too late for Austin/Rock and too early for Pipebomb-era Punk, so that's all they've got to fuckin' talk about for a full decade unless in the Marvel universe, John Cena has actual mutant invisibility powers.
They are getting stuff like this on TV, shit's amazing.
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I'd be a lot more forgiving of Raw in the oughts if Vince had been employing Bonesaw McGraw (although Spidey probably retired him, that match had to have ended in a broken neck...) I believe there was also an all-female fed for capes that Songbird and Titania belonged to.
 
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