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Sure, but he was surprised that you could keep Derek's dick squeaky clean.You lose Sarah though in that case, but can still hook up with Sage.
I feel a little bad for Derek. He's the obnoxious friend who acts like a clown and gets treated like a clown: can't handle his booze, gets crabs, bangs Wendy and the granny, and the list goes on.
It's all pretty funny though, so I don't feel too bad. Better him than us anyway.
Although, there's a secret scene in Episode 4, where if Derek drinks more beers than you, he accidentally gets a peek up Maya's dress
