we all know the answer to that question
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Can you imagine that I upload it in the last minutes of the 31st so that it is September 1? (I honestly don't think it will happen but it would be a great plot twist)
This thread is part of my daily popcorn reading, so no, don't stop posting and complaining. But don't stop complaining about other people complaining either.
The devs will milk either way so why not have some fun and shit talk them a little bit
The devs will milk either way so why not have some fun and shit talk them a little bit
- Jun 16, 2017
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So I'm on the Discord talking with some people that actually know things.
And I was right, damn it.
F95 won't get this today. The testers are currently chonking away at it.
When they are happy enough to let Dammed make a general release is anyone's guess.
My guess is about a week, maybe two.
A Patreon extended test build is going to happen (note happen not land here) but that's only going to be for a final bit of polish. Maybe the testers will miss something. No bugtester has a 100% bug find rate.
And I was right, damn it.
F95 won't get this today. The testers are currently chonking away at it.
When they are happy enough to let Dammed make a general release is anyone's guess.
My guess is about a week, maybe two.
A Patreon extended test build is going to happen (note happen not land here) but that's only going to be for a final bit of polish. Maybe the testers will miss something. No bugtester has a 100% bug find rate.
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I have one remaining question.
Why did people assume that "I will release during August" means "F95 will get this in August"?
The test group has always got this first. And rightly so.
Why did people assume that "I will release during August" means "F95 will get this in August"?
The test group has always got this first. And rightly so.
- Dec 23, 2018
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I think is you who is assuming things wrong. And is trying gaslight people.
When he said the release will be in august people assume, correctly, that the post on patreon with the links to download the update will be posted in... August.
This is what a release is. A post with the links to download on patreon or in other places where dev officialy release his content. Not send the game to a group of testers.
So, if the post with the links on patreon pop up still on August 31, alright he made it. If not he missed it, again. Simple as that.
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No one assumed anything. The release means that he opened up the game to his patrons. Until that moment, he can test the game with his testers for as long as he likes. No one in their right mind would consider this a game release.
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However, now it's on the testers shoulders whether an August release will happen.
- Dec 23, 2018
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So he failed with his deadline again. If he wanted a release in august, the game shouldn't still be in test phase in the last day of august.
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If they had any idea when their release would actually be, dont you think they would have included testing in the development time frame? If Im releasing something I'd include a healthy amount of time for testing. So instead of saying August, September would be a more reasonable guesstimate.
He did mention yesterday that he would have a test build up in 24 hours, so now basically. He also mentioned that it should be good to be released to "everyone" shortly after.
Dont know who he meant with everyone or how long shortly is we will just have to wait and see
Dont know who he meant with everyone or how long shortly is we will just have to wait and see
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Shortly before we all turn grey, shortly before the end of the world, who knows.... Shortly after Polarity is updated 
- May 9, 2017
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As a couple of people already said here, the update testing phase happens prior to the update release.
You cannot say the update was released when it is in its testing phase.
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COME ON GUYS go made Murica great again made him reach 2000 Supoorters ?
yeah why not the guy know his bussines , come on
Only waiting for his fanatic ape suporters to go down to 50.
yeah why not the guy know his bussines , come on
True , well what can be waited of this scammer miler ape developer ? well whatever
Only waiting for his fanatic ape suporters to go down to 50.
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damn, this was one of the better ones too. Rest in peace.
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Undoubtedly Damned has a very peculiar understanding of the meaning of some words:
"Soon" - (So far) means more than one year later for him.
"Shortly" - ? - I'm not really enthusiastic about the meaning of this word for him...
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well he said that to july also, but is update there ? no, so expect no update any time sooner than 1/2 years